Thursday, July 23, 2009

Mushrooms: A response

This fellow was responding to my blog entry about the about the mushrooms in our backyard. Here is his response in the BEN Column of July 22nd. Below is one of the strangest pieces of writing I have ever read. Enjoy it. It is a HOOT!!


"Magic mushrooms were the ones from Alice In Wonderland, Mark!

"Ugly?

"Let's see; looks like a circumcised phallus (no cap to speak of), flies swarm to the white sticky stuff that oozes from the top.

"Gotta feel a certain kinship, don'tcha, Mike?

"Let me paraphrase: Man, such a gross form of life.

"The house subs were good: American, not Italian, as I disremember.

"Leroy was one happy man the day in 68 when George Wallace won the BHS student mock election!

"In a perfect world next to an ocean ... silence is ga-golden, William ... those houses full of lead? If he still talks that way, Joe Young!

- Dean Richards


Wow...man

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